# Coffee Noir: Agent-Direct Score D (46.2%)

Site: https://coffeenoir.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/coffeenoir.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Coffee Noir is hard for agents to use.
An AI assistant can open Coffee Noir's website. It can read what Coffee Noir offers. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://coffeenoir.com/menu
- Phone: +1 801-532-1888
- Address: 1035 East 200 South, Salt Lake City 84102
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Fri 06:00–18:00; Sat–Sun 07:00–18:00
- Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Coffee Noir that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Salt Lake Roasting Company (750 m): https://directindex.org/r/roasting.com
- Kahve Cafe (1.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/kahvecafeslc.com
- Publik Coffee (1.4 km): https://directindex.org/r/publikcoffee.com
- JJ Coffee Co (1.8 km): https://directindex.org/r/jjcoffee.co
- Hugo Coffee (2 km): https://directindex.org/r/hugo.coffee

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Coffee Noir",
  "url": "https://coffeenoir.com",
  "telephone": "+1 801-532-1888",
  "email": "alek@coffeenoir.com",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "1035 East 200 South",
    "postalCode": "84102",
    "addressLocality": "Salt Lake City"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 40.7652137,
    "longitude": -111.8611791
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Fr 06:00-18:00; Sa, Su 07:00-18:00",
  "servesCuisine": [
    "coffee shop",
    "tea"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://coffeenoir.com/menu"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Coffee Noir

> cafe or coffee shop (coffee shop, tea) in 1035 East 200 South, Salt Lake City 84102, Salt Lake City cafes and bars. Phone +1 801-532-1888.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://coffeenoir.com/menu

## Opening hours

Mo-Fr 06:00-18:00; Sa, Su 07:00-18:00

## About

- Website: https://coffeenoir.com
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in Salt Lake City cafes and bars.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 83% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 58% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 17% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Salt Lake Roasting Company (A, 747 m, https://directindex.org/r/roasting.com); Kahve Cafe (A, 1085 m, https://directindex.org/r/kahvecafeslc.com); Publik Coffee (B, 1365 m, https://directindex.org/r/publikcoffee.com); The Bean Yard Coffee House (C, 1538 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebeanyard.com); The Museum Cafe (F, 1591 m, https://directindex.org/r/utah.edu); Caffé Expresso (F, 1747 m, https://directindex.org/r/caffeexpresso.com); JJ Coffee Co (B, 1782 m, https://directindex.org/r/jjcoffee.co); Coffee Garden (C, 1788 m, https://directindex.org/r/coffeegardenslc.com); Hugo Coffee (B, 2029 m, https://directindex.org/r/hugo.coffee); Buzzed Coffeehouse (A, 2228 m, https://directindex.org/r/buzzedcoffeecompany.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask: "The best specialty coffee in town, open right now." (ChatGPT)


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/coffeenoir.com/agent-view

## Named by ChatGPT for "The best specialty coffee in town, open right now" in Salt Lake City cafes and bars, October 2026
- "The best specialty coffee in town, open right now." (2026-10-25): ChatGPT with a link to this site. https://directindex.org/city/salt-lake-city-cafes-bars/recommended/specialty-coffee
Named by 1 of 2 assistants asked. Badge: https://directindex.org/badge/named/coffeenoir.com.svg

## The direct record
What agents get for Coffee Noir, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/coffeenoir.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://coffeenoir.com/menu (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Fr 06:00-18:00; Sa, Su 07:00-18:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1 801-532-1888
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/coffeenoir.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Found one hop past the home page: menu page /menu: almost no text without JavaScript.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 23 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/coffeenoir.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/coffeenoir.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/coffeenoir.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=coffeenoir.com&force=1
