# El Scary Witches: Agent-Direct Score F (10.8%)

Site: http://clauzzen.org/el-scary/el-scary-witches/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/clauzzen.org
Scanned: 2026-10-22 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
El Scary Witches is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open El Scary Witches's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://clauzzen.org/el-scary/menu-de-alimentos-y-bebidas-en-modo-de-supervivencia/
- Phone: +52 55 7981 8530
- Address: Calle Oslo 3 06600 Ciudad de México
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Tue closed; Wed–Thu 16:00–22:00; Fri–Sat 14:00–01:00; Sun closed
- Prices: 5 prices on the site, the middle one MX$5.00

## Nearby, also direct
Places near El Scary Witches that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Wine Bar by CMB (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/winebarbycmb.com
- Cueva de Lobos (130 m): https://directindex.org/r/cuevadelobos.com
- Hard Rock Cafe Mexico (180 m): https://directindex.org/r/hardrock.com
- Bukowski's Bar (260 m): https://directindex.org/r/pendulo.com

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (challenge:checking your browser). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **5 prices on the landing page, the middle one MX$5.00.** In Mexico City, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is MX$129.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "El Scary Witches",
  "url": "http://clauzzen.org/el-scary/el-scary-witches/",
  "telephone": "+52 55 7981 8530",
  "email": "elscarywitches@gmail.com",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Calle Oslo 3",
    "postalCode": "06600",
    "addressLocality": "Ciudad de México"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 19.4278367,
    "longitude": -99.1634719
  },
  "openingHours": "We-Th 16:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 14:00-01:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "16:00",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "14:00",
      "closes": "01:00"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://clauzzen.org/el-scary/menu-de-alimentos-y-bebidas-en-modo-de-supervivencia/"
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.

## Where it stands
621 of 719 in Mexico City cafes and bars. Top 86% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 91% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 64% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 22% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 45% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Wine Bar by CMB (B, 70 m, https://directindex.org/r/winebarbycmb.com); Kaito del Valle (D, 124 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaitodelvalle.com); Cueva de Lobos (C, 126 m, https://directindex.org/r/cuevadelobos.com); Hard Rock Cafe Mexico (A, 181 m, https://directindex.org/r/hardrock.com); El Moro (F, 216 m, https://directindex.org/r/ilforno.mx); Cafetería de Barrio (F, 244 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafeteriadebarrio.com.mx); Bukowski's Bar (A, 261 m, https://directindex.org/r/pendulo.com); Helena (F, 284 m, https://directindex.org/r/helenas.com.mx); Phone Bar (C, 297 m, https://directindex.org/r/hotelgeneve.com.mx); Café Etrusca (F, 324 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafeetrusca.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Mexico City cafes and bars and named 69 places. El Scary Witches wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/mexico-city-cafes-bars/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (25% A or B, 236087 sites); This site 10.8%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/clauzzen.org/agent-view

## Businesses like El Scary Witches in Mexico City cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Mexico City cafes and bars | 719 | 41% | 11% | 10.8% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Mexico City cafes and bars | 191 | 50% | 13% | 10.8% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Mexico City cafes and bars: Terraza La Banda Dolida (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/labandadolida.com); City Market Café (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/citymarketcafe.com.mx); Catalina Casa de Te Showroom (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/catalinacasadete.mx); Ojo de Noche (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/grupoojodeagua.com.mx); Twin Peaks (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/twinpeaksrestaurant.com).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 5th of 719 in Mexico City cafes and bars, up from 621st.

## The direct record
What agents get for El Scary Witches, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/clauzzen.org
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://clauzzen.org/el-scary/menu-de-alimentos-y-bebidas-en-modo-de-supervivencia/ (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: We-Th 16:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 14:00-01:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +52 55 7981 8530
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/clauzzen.org/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got challenge:checking your browser); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/clauzzen.org/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/clauzzen.org/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=clauzzen.org&force=1