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title: What an AI agent reads on Simon's Tavern · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/chibarproject.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Simon's Tavern

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [chibarproject.com](http://www.chibarproject.com/Reviews/Simon's/Simon's.htm), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

15,162

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Simon's Tavern: Chicago Bar Project Reviews · language en-US. First 1,800 of 15,162 characters:

```
Simon's Tavern: Chicago Bar Project Reviews Skip to content Chicago Bar Project SERVING CHICAGO TAVERN ENTHUSIASTS SINCE 2000 Menu Neighborhoods Downtown North Side West Side South Side Beyond & Burbs Interactive Neighborhood Map Gone But Not Forgotten Literary Chicago Beer Gardens Late Night About Us Critical Acclaim for CBP In the News Contact Us Search for: Search Search Search for: Search SIMON’S TAVERN Fish drinking martinis, glögg, Viking paraphernalia, ancient Schlitz advertising, and Swedish roots make Simon’s not only an excellent neighborhood bar but also an interesting experience for anyone that steps within its friendly environs. Since the Depression, Simon’s has anchored this part of Clark Street, just north of Foster, in the Swedish enclave of Andersonville. Simon’s compliments the unique character of other Swedish neighborhood staple establishments, such as Wikstrom’s Gourmet Foods and the original location of Ann Sather’s, while also fitting in well with non-Swedish Andersonville newcomers like Hopleaf, Reza’s, Jin Ju, and even Starbucks. With its long and intriguing history and personality, Simon’s also holds its own when compared with other Chicago neighborhood drinking institutions like John Barleycorn’s, Emmit’s Pub, Charleston, and Glascott’s Groggery. A Woman Needs a Man Like a Fish Needs a… Martini? Since 1934, Simon’s bright blue and yellow neon sign depicting a fish holding a martini has been a beacon in the night for Andersonville residents and an increasing number of others exploring this hip enclave. The fish turns out to be a double entendre – “pickled herring” – which is a delicacy in Sweden. Get it? Right… The façade was created in the art deco style, and is comprised also of yellow and blue ceramic tile (the color of the Swedish flag), an
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Chicago Bar Project |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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```