# Checkered Parrot: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.checkeredparrot.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/checkeredparrot.com
Scanned: 2026-11-13 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Checkered Parrot's website on 2026-11-13 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Checkered Parrot's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: (504) 592-1270
- Address: 133 Royal St, New Orleans 70130

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Checkered Parrot that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Jimmy J's Cafe (110 m): https://directindex.org/r/jimmyjscafe.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
360 of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars. Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 40% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 40% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Carousel Bar & Lounge (C, 54 m, https://directindex.org/r/hotelmonteleone.com); The 21st Amendment La Louisiane (D, 72 m, https://directindex.org/r/21stamendmentlalouisiane.com); Sneaky Pete's (B, 98 m, https://directindex.org/r/sneakypetesnola.com); The Jimani (C, 103 m, https://directindex.org/r/thejimani.com); Jimmy J's Cafe (B, 108 m, https://directindex.org/r/jimmyjscafe.com); Patrick's Bar Vin (D, 128 m, https://directindex.org/r/patricksbarvin.com); French Truck Coffee (F, 139 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.com); The Alibi Bar & Grill (D, 146 m, https://directindex.org/r/alibineworleans.com); Saddle Bar (C, 147 m, https://directindex.org/r/saddlebarneworleans.com); Pickwick Club (F, 152 m, https://directindex.org/r/pickwickclub.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about New Orleans cafes and bars and named 57 places. Checkered Parrot wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/new-orleans-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Checkered Parrot in New Orleans cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars | 402 | 47% | 21% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars: Hideout Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/hideoutbarnola.com); Acorn (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/acornnola.com); Cafe NOMA (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/cafenoma.com); The Will & The Way (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/thewillandtheway.com); Davenport Lounge (A 92.5%, https://directindex.org/r/ritzcarlton.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Checkered Parrot, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/checkeredparrot.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: (504) 592-1270

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/checkeredparrot.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/checkeredparrot.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=checkeredparrot.com&force=1