# Chaos Control Cafe: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.chaoscontrol.cafe/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/chaoscontrol.cafe
Scanned: 2026-11-05 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Chaos Control Cafe's website on 2026-11-05 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Chaos Control Cafe's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +919167861373
- Address: Gr. Floor, Crystal Towers, St Xavier St, 400012, Mumbai

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Chaos Control Cafe that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Frederick's Lounge (1 km): https://directindex.org/r/itchotels.com
- Shiv Sagar (1.4 km): https://directindex.org/r/shivsagarrestaurant.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
308 of 344 in Mumbai cafes and bars. Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 89% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 44% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 50% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Frederick's Lounge (B, 1035 m, https://directindex.org/r/itchotels.com); Amar Tea Pvt. Ltd. (D, 1088 m, https://directindex.org/r/societytea.com); The Coffee Co. (C, 1209 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecoffeeco.in); Girnar (C, 1255 m, https://directindex.org/r/girnar.com); PCO Cocktail Bar (D, 1315 m, https://directindex.org/r/passcodehospitality.com); Zesto (F, 1340 m, https://directindex.org/r/zesto.co.in); Shiv Sagar (B, 1372 m, https://directindex.org/r/shivsagarrestaurant.com); 145 The Mill (F, 1397 m, https://directindex.org/r/145cafeandbar.com); Please Don't Tell - PDT Mumbai (F, 1418 m, https://directindex.org/r/pdtmumbai.com); Tapease  (F, 1457 m, https://directindex.org/r/digitory.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Chaos Control Cafe in Mumbai cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Mumbai cafes and bars | 344 | 44% | 17% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Mumbai cafes and bars: Cafe Popo (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/eazydiner.com); Mimi Cafe & Bistro (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/mimicafeandbistro.com); Novu - Coastal Bistro (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/novualibaug.com); YVR Cafe (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/yvr.cafe); Boulevard (A 89.2%, https://directindex.org/r/orchidhotel.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Chaos Control Cafe, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/chaoscontrol.cafe
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +919167861373

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/chaoscontrol.cafe/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/chaoscontrol.cafe/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=chaoscontrol.cafe&force=1