# Café Spirrevippen: Agent-Direct Score F (25.1%)

Site: https://cafespirrevippen.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/cafespirrevippen.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Café Spirrevippen is largely invisible to agents.

## Direct links
- Phone: +45 26253556

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+6.7 points) Live fetches as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Café Spirrevippen",
  "url": "https://cafespirrevippen.com/",
  "telephone": "+45 26253556",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 55.6744981,
    "longitude": 12.5725473
  },
  "openingHours": "09:00-18:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [],
      "opens": "09:00",
      "closes": "18:00"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "coffee shop"
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Café Spirrevippen

> cafe or coffee shop (coffee shop) in Copenhagen cafes and bars. Phone +45 26253556.

## Opening hours

09:00-18:00

## About

- Website: https://cafespirrevippen.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
532 of 609 in Copenhagen cafes and bars. Top 87% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 90% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 23% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 32% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Sonny (B, 292 m, https://directindex.org/r/sonnycph.dk); Café kopenhag (C, 313 m, https://directindex.org/r/kopenhag.dk); Next Door Cafe (F, 539 m, https://directindex.org/r/nextdoorcafe.dk); Starbucks (B, 554 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.com); Café Paludan (B, 656 m, https://directindex.org/r/paludanbogcafe.com); Bryggen 11 Is og café (D, 807 m, https://directindex.org/r/bryggen11.dk); Social Brew Kultorvet (D, 865 m, https://directindex.org/r/socialbrew.dk); La Cabra Risteri (D, 883 m, https://directindex.org/r/lacabra.com); Starbucks (C, 1027 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.co.uk); Mo'Joe (B, 1083 m, https://directindex.org/r/mojoe.cafe).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 2026-10-14 25%, 2026-10-14 25%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/cafespirrevippen.com/agent-view

Read by AI agents 5 times this month (ClaudeBot 5).

## Businesses like Café Spirrevippen in Copenhagen cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Copenhagen cafes and bars | 609 | 50% | 22% | 25.1% |

The best of Same kind in Copenhagen cafes and bars: Palace Diner (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/palazzodiner.com); La Madeleine (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/lamadeleinecph.com); Brew Pub (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/brewpub.dk); Bistro cocorico (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/bistrococorico.dk); Cafe Livingstone (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/livingstonecph.dk).

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering path at all; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 82%: 34th of 609 in Copenhagen cafes and bars, up from 532nd.

## The direct record
What agents get for Café Spirrevippen, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/cafespirrevippen.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: 09:00-18:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +45 26253556

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 16.3 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/cafespirrevippen.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/cafespirrevippen.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=cafespirrevippen.com&force=1
