# Butter Me UP: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://WWW.BUTTER-ME-UP.CO.UK/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/butter-me-up.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Butter Me UP's website on 2026-10-21 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Butter Me UP's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +447907292217
- Address: 37 Whittaker Ln, M25 1HA, Manchester

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Butter Me UP that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Keg, Cask & Bottle (1.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/kegcaskbottle.co.uk
- Heaton Park Beefeater (1.5 km): https://directindex.org/r/premierinn.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright. That usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser tried too and got http_404.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1179 of 1309 in Manchester cafes and bars. Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 86% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 30% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Commercial Prestwich (B, 265 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecommercialhernehill.co.uk); Hidden Gem Cafe (D, 709 m, https://directindex.org/r/heatonparkgardencentre.co.uk); The Coffee Sack (F, 806 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecoffeesack.shop); Milk & Miel (F, 863 m, https://directindex.org/r/milkandmiel.uk); Keg, Cask & Bottle (C, 1064 m, https://directindex.org/r/kegcaskbottle.co.uk); Heaton Park Cafés (D, 1105 m, https://directindex.org/r/heatonparkcafes.com); Railway & Naturalist (C, 1189 m, https://directindex.org/r/craftunionpubs.com); All the shapes (F, 1199 m, https://directindex.org/r/alltheshapes.co.uk); The Crooked Man (F, 1225 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecrookedmanbar.com); Heaton Park Beefeater (B, 1474 m, https://directindex.org/r/premierinn.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Manchester cafes and bars and named 52 places. Butter Me UP wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/manchester-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Butter Me UP in Manchester cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Manchester cafes and bars | 1309 | 49% | 24% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Manchester cafes and bars: Pink Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/pinkcafe.co.uk); Popworld (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/popworldparty.co.uk); The Waldorf (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/greatlocalpubs.co.uk); Stamford Arms (A 98.5%, https://directindex.org/r/stamfordarmsstalybridge.co.uk); Darts 59 (A 96.9%, https://directindex.org/r/bar59ashton.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Butter Me UP, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/butter-me-up.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +447907292217

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/butter-me-up.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/butter-me-up.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=butter-me-up.co.uk&force=1