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title: What an AI agent reads on Brass Monkey · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/brassmonkeylondon.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Brass Monkey

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [brassmonkeylondon.co.uk](http://brassmonkeylondon.co.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,673

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Brass Monkey - Welcome · language en. First 1,673 of 1,673 characters:

```
The Brass Monkey - WelcomeHomeMenuContactWelcome to the Brass Monkeya cosy British pub just a 2 minute walk from Victoria station where you can enjoy great food and service alongside a wide selection of real ales, lagers, spirits and fine wine!CONTACT & BOOKSEE MENUUnique atmosphereWhether you’re relaxing up in the lounge area, sharing a laugh at the high tables or enjoying dinner with your other half, The Brass Monkey has a unique and vibrant vibe that can be enjoyed by all ages and all groups. Bring your whole family in for lunch, impress her on that first date or just bring the crew down for a few pints after work! What ever the occasion, this is the place to be.FIND US ON GOOGLE MAPSBook your tableBook your table with our online software.Before or after the theatreThe Brass Monkey is ideally positioned next to some of London's most famous shows such as Wicked and Hamilton. So why not start your night with us? Kitchen opens at 12pm for lunch and 5.30pm for dinner so you have plenty of time to enjoy your pre-theatre meal.SEE MENUYour night with usBook a table or hire for private events.With our flexible and cosy site we can cater for all your private and business needs!INQUIREMeet GorillaAll primates are welcome here.OFFER HIM A PINTAddress & Contact250 Vauxhall Bridge RoadLondon SW1V 1AU+44 (0)20 7834 0553brassmonkey@petalohouse.comOpening TimesMonday: 4pm - 11pmTuesday: 4pm - 11pmWednesday: 12pm - 11pmThursday: 12pm - 11pmFriday: 12pm - 11pmSaturday: 12pm - 11.30pmSunday: ClosedFood Service TimesMonday: 4pm - 10pmTuesday: 4pm - 10pmWednesday: 12pm - 10pmThursday: 12pm - 10pmFriday: 12pm - 10pmSaturday: 12pm - 10pmSunday: ClosedDesign by
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | +442078340553 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.brassmonkeylondon.co.uk/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [booking.setmore.com/scheduleappointment/ee014c7ffc985b4bd36e4dfbeaca95](https://booking.setmore.com/scheduleappointment/ee014c7ffc985b4bd36e4dfbeaca95882512f264) | booking | setmore, acting for the business |
| [my.setmore.com/webapp/js/src/others/setmore_iframe.js](https://my.setmore.com/webapp/js/src/others/setmore_iframe.js) | booking | setmore, acting for the business |

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/brassmonkeylondon.co.uk) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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```json
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```