# Bonehead: Agent-Direct Score C (67.5%)

Site: https://www.boneheaduk.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/boneheaduk.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Bonehead is partly visible to agents.

## Direct links
- Order directly: https://www.boneheaduk.com/order (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.boneheaduk.com/menu
- Phone: +441214395757

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Bonehead",
  "url": "https://www.boneheaduk.com/",
  "telephone": "+441214395757",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Lower Severn Street 8",
    "postalCode": "B1 1PU",
    "addressLocality": "Birmingham"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 52.4770489,
    "longitude": -1.9010707
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Th 16:00-21:30; Fr-Sa 12:00-21:30; Su 13:00-21:30",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "16:00",
      "closes": "21:30"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "21:30"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "13:00",
      "closes": "21:30"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "chicken"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.boneheaduk.com/menu",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.boneheaduk.com/order",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Bonehead

> bar or pub (chicken) in Lower Severn Street 8 B1 1PU Birmingham, Birmingham cafes and bars. Phone +441214395757.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://www.boneheaduk.com/order (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.boneheaduk.com/menu

## Opening hours

Mo-Th 16:00-21:30; Fr-Sa 12:00-21:30; Su 13:00-21:30

## About

- Website: https://www.boneheaduk.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without a marketplace in the loop.

## Where it stands
48 of 194 in Birmingham cafes and bars. Top 25% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 80% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 85% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 50% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 5% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Railway (C, 32 m, https://directindex.org/r/therailwaybirmingham.co.uk); The London and North Western (B, 94 m, https://directindex.org/r/jdwetherspoon.com); The Victoria (C, 111 m, https://directindex.org/r/thevictoriabirmingham.co.uk); Kitty Cafe (C, 181 m, https://directindex.org/r/kittycafe.co.uk); Roxy Ball Room (A, 238 m, https://directindex.org/r/roxyleisure.co.uk); Fox & Chance Cocktail Bar (C, 244 m, https://directindex.org/r/foxandchance.co.uk); Tim Hortons (D, 249 m, https://directindex.org/r/timhortons.co.uk); Medicine (A, 277 m, https://directindex.org/r/medicinebakery.co.uk); T4 Tea For U (F, 277 m, https://directindex.org/r/t4.com.tw); Caffè Nero (D, 309 m, https://directindex.org/r/caffenero.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with Shopify 61% (37% A or B, 1331 sites); This site 67.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/boneheaduk.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Bonehead in Birmingham cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars | 194 | 49% | 22% | 67.5% |
| Built with Shopify in Birmingham cafes and bars | 2 | 53% | 0% | 67.5% |

The best of Same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars: Vagabond Wines (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vagabondwines.co.uk); Centenary Coffee & Co (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/centenarylounge.com); Be at One (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Dirty Martini (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/dirtymartini.co.uk); Nortons (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/nortonsdigbeth.com).

With the fix above (No structured data for the business) the score would be about 86.3%: 9th of 194 in Birmingham cafes and bars, up from 48th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Bonehead, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/boneheaduk.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: https://www.boneheaduk.com/order (own site; could not verify: partial (2026-10-14))
- Menu: https://www.boneheaduk.com/menu (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Th 16:00-21:30; Fr-Sa 12:00-21:30; Su 13:00-21:30 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +441214395757
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/boneheaduk.com/order, https://directindex.org/go/boneheaduk.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 22 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/boneheaduk.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: yes
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/boneheaduk.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=boneheaduk.com&force=1