# Babirusa: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://blindpigbistro.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/blindpigbistro.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Babirusa's website on 2026-10-24 (http 444). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Babirusa's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: (206) 329-2744
- Address: 2236 Eastlake Ave E, Seattle 98102

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Babirusa that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Cỏ May bánh mì & tea (440 m): https://directindex.org/r/comaybistro.com
- Fram (1.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/frambrews.com
- Le Fournil (1.3 km): https://directindex.org/r/le-fournil.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_444. A real browser tried too and got net::ERR_BLOCKED_BY_CLIENT at http://blindpigbistro.com.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
918 of 1060 in Seattle cafes and bars. Top 87% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 28% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Eastlake Coffee & Cafe (B, 47 m, https://directindex.org/r/eastlake-coffee.com); Cỏ May bánh mì & tea (B, 442 m, https://directindex.org/r/comaybistro.com); Sunset Lounge (D, 931 m, https://directindex.org/r/flickr.com); Fram (B, 1081 m, https://directindex.org/r/frambrews.com); Union Cigar Society (D, 1125 m, https://directindex.org/r/unioncigarsociety.com); Lake Union Cafe (F, 1140 m, https://directindex.org/r/lakeunioncafe.com); Mas Café (F, 1189 m, https://directindex.org/r/joe.coffee); Old School Ironworks (F, 1280 m, https://directindex.org/r/oldschoolironworks.com); Le Fournil (A, 1326 m, https://directindex.org/r/le-fournil.com); Essential Baking Company (F, 1383 m, https://directindex.org/r/essentialbaking.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Seattle cafes and bars and named 55 places. Babirusa wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/seattle-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Babirusa in Seattle cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Seattle cafes and bars | 1060 | 49% | 26% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Seattle cafes and bars: 5 Spot (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/5spotseattle.com); Boba Up (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bobaupseattle.com); Cairde Public House (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cphbarseattle.com); Daily Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/dailygrill.com); Harried & Hungry Cafe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/orderhh.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Babirusa, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/blindpigbistro.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: (206) 329-2744

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/blindpigbistro.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/blindpigbistro.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=blindpigbistro.com&force=1