# The Blaguard: Agent-Direct Score D (41.1%) Site: http://blaguarddc.com/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/blaguarddc.com Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.) The Blaguard is hard for agents to use. ## Direct links - Menu: https://www.blaguarddc.com/menu.html - Phone: +1 202-232-9005 ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Live fetches as ClaudeBot (challenge:attention required) were refused while a normal browser got the page. This is usually a hosting or firewall bot list the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing - **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript - **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # The Blaguard > bar or pub in 18th Street Northwest 2003 20009-1805 Washington, Washington, DC cafes and bars. Phone +1 202-232-9005. ## Book or order directly - Menu: https://www.blaguarddc.com/menu.html ## About - Website: http://blaguarddc.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents. - **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly. ## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (D then) - Fixed: nothing - New: nothing ## Where it stands 292 of 464 in Washington, DC cafes and bars. Top 63% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | yes | | Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 38% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 17% | no | Nearest places in the index: Aladdin Kitchen (D, 64 m, https://directindex.org/r/aladdinskitchendc.com); Jolt 'N Bolt Coffee & Teahouse (B, 131 m, https://directindex.org/r/joltnboltcoffee.com); Yerevan (C, 200 m, https://directindex.org/r/yerevandc.com); Childhood Cafe (B, 246 m, https://directindex.org/r/childhoodcafe.com); Bar Charley (A, 247 m, https://directindex.org/r/barcharley.com); Pitchers Cafe (C, 317 m, https://directindex.org/r/pitchersbardc.com); The Town Tavern (C, 336 m, https://directindex.org/r/towntaverndc.com); Exiles Bar (F, 360 m, https://directindex.org/r/exilesbar.com); Tiki on 18th (C, 398 m, https://directindex.org/r/tikion18th.com); Café Integral (B, 481 m, https://directindex.org/r/hotelrendaledc.com). ## What assistants answer Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included. Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 2026-10-14 41%, 2026-10-15 41%. Against its peers: Sites built with Webflow 59% (26% A or B, 1920 sites); This site 41.1%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/blaguarddc.com/agent-view ## Businesses like The Blaguard in Washington, DC cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 464 | 48% | 34% | 41.1% | | Built with Webflow in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 11 | 62% | 36% | 41.1% | The best of Built with Webflow in Washington, DC cafes and bars: Simona Cafe (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/simonacafe.com); Crooked Run Fermentation (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/crookedrunfermentation.com); Desert 5 Spot (B 72.3%, https://directindex.org/r/desertfivespot.com); The Parlour (B 72.3%, https://directindex.org/r/webflow.io); Service Bar (C 69.2%, https://directindex.org/r/servicebardc.com). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering path at all; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door) the score would be about 92.3%: 12th of 464 in Washington, DC cafes and bars, up from 292nd. ## The direct record What agents get for The Blaguard, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/blaguarddc.com - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: https://www.blaguarddc.com/menu.html (html_page; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +1 202-232-9005 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/blaguarddc.com/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 19.7 | 25 | | Readable | 7 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/blaguarddc.com - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/blaguarddc.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=blaguarddc.com&force=1