# La Fée: Agent-Direct Score F (33.8%)

Site: https://www.bistro-lafee.de/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/bistro-lafee.de
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
La Fée is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open La Fée's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://www.bistro-lafee.de/reservieren (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.bistro-lafee.de/speisekarte-xl
- Address: Hofweg 50 22085 Hamburg
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon closed; Tue–Fri 17:00–23:00; Sat 17:30–23:00; Sun 17:00–23:00
- Its menu mentions: vegetarian dishes, allergens
- WhatsApp: a link on the site

## What things cost at La Fée

Main courses: 9 with a price, the middle one €43.00. The middle main course in Hamburg: €19.40.

As printed on the menu page, read 2026-10-19. Each price was found on the page. The middle is the median of the Hamburg menus that list the item. A menu online can be older than the one on the table. The menu page: https://www.bistro-lafee.de/speisekarte-xl · Every price in Hamburg: https://directindex.org/stats/prices/hamburg

## Nearby, also direct
Places near La Fée that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Emmas Hamburg (130 m): https://directindex.org/r/emmas-hamburg.de
- No-Ne Bistro (160 m): https://directindex.org/r/no-ne-bistro.com
- San Michele (190 m): https://directindex.org/r/san-michele.de
- Fardi (260 m): https://directindex.org/r/fardi-hamburg.de
- Zimmer (290 m): https://directindex.org/r/zimmer34.de

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (http_403). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **No English version declared.** Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is. In Hamburg, 16% of comparable sites declare one.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "La Fée",
  "url": "https://www.bistro-lafee.de/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Hofweg 50",
    "postalCode": "22085",
    "addressLocality": "Hamburg",
    "addressCountry": "DE"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 53.5726609,
    "longitude": 10.0157023
  },
  "openingHours": "Tu-Fr,Su,PH 17:00-23:00; Sa 17:30-23:00",
  "acceptsReservations": "https://www.bistro-lafee.de/reservieren",
  "hasMenu": "https://www.bistro-lafee.de/speisekarte-xl",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.bistro-lafee.de/reservieren",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.
- **Booking on your own site.** Agents can book without going through a marketplace.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: The site couldn't be read at all
- New: The site turned away every visitor that wasn't a browser; No structured data for the business

## Where it stands
1822 of 2326 in Hamburg. Top 78% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 96% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 74% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 44% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 32% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Emmas Hamburg (C, 129 m, https://directindex.org/r/emmas-hamburg.de); No-Ne Bistro (B, 155 m, https://directindex.org/r/no-ne-bistro.com); San Michele (A, 187 m, https://directindex.org/r/san-michele.de); La Fayette (D, 252 m, https://directindex.org/r/hotel-lafayette.de); Fardi (B, 255 m, https://directindex.org/r/fardi-hamburg.de); Rebelión (B, 264 m, https://directindex.org/r/rebelion-hamburg.de); Zimmer (A, 287 m, https://directindex.org/r/zimmer34.de); Quan 19 (A, 323 m, https://directindex.org/r/quan-19.de); Akari (D, 475 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurant-akari.de); Café Hansa Steg (F, 493 m, https://directindex.org/r/hansa-steg.de).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Hamburg and named 87 places. La Fée wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/hamburg/recommended


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/bistro-lafee.de/agent-view

## Businesses like La Fée in Hamburg

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Hamburg | 2326 | 51% | 22% | 33.8% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Hamburg: (m)eatery GmbH (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/meatery.de); Brodersen (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurant-brodersen-hamburg.de); Café Mexico (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafemexico.de); Caramba Especial (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/carambaespecial.com); Cardamom (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cardamom-hamburg.de).

With the two fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 31st of 2,326 in Hamburg, up from 1822nd.

## The direct record
What agents get for La Fée, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/bistro-lafee.de
- Book: https://www.bistro-lafee.de/reservieren (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.bistro-lafee.de/speisekarte-xl (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Tu-Fr,Su,PH 17:00-23:00; Sa 17:30-23:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: none on record
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/bistro-lafee.de/book, https://directindex.org/go/bistro-lafee.de/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_403); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/bistro-lafee.de/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/bistro-lafee.de/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=bistro-lafee.de&force=1