# Big House Cafe & Bar: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.bighouse.cafe
Report: https://directindex.org/r/bighouse.cafe
Scanned: 2026-10-20 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Big House Cafe & Bar's website on 2026-10-20 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Big House Cafe & Bar's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 050 3736458
- Address: 00180, Helsinki

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Big House Cafe & Bar that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Kaapelitehtaan Konttori (430 m): https://directindex.org/r/kaapelitehdas.fi
- Ravintola Hima & Sali Kaapelitehdas (470 m): https://directindex.org/r/himasali.com
- Kahvila Lähde (550 m): https://directindex.org/r/lapinlahdenlahde.fi
- Picnic Ruoholahti (700 m): https://directindex.org/r/picnic.fi
- Cafe & Bistro Hiezu (840 m): https://directindex.org/r/hiezu.fi

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright. That usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser tried too and got inspect: Execution context was destroyed.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
495 of 546 in Helsinki cafes and bars. Top 91% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 13% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 31% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Kaapelitehtaan Konttori (C, 432 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaapelitehdas.fi); Ravintola Hima & Sali Kaapelitehdas (A, 471 m, https://directindex.org/r/himasali.com); Kahvila Lähde (B, 550 m, https://directindex.org/r/lapinlahdenlahde.fi); Cafe Metsäpaahtimo (C, 571 m, https://directindex.org/r/metsapaahtimo.fi); Food & Co Ruoholahti (F, 682 m, https://directindex.org/r/compass-group.fi); Picnic Ruoholahti (B, 697 m, https://directindex.org/r/picnic.fi); Frappua (D, 822 m, https://directindex.org/r/loomtale.win); Cafe & Bistro Hiezu (C, 839 m, https://directindex.org/r/hiezu.fi); Le Jardin (F, 889 m, https://directindex.org/r/lejardin.fi); Brew Seeker Oy (D, 1011 m, https://directindex.org/r/bevseeker.fi).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Helsinki cafes and bars and named 50 places. Big House Cafe & Bar wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/helsinki-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Big House Cafe & Bar in Helsinki cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Helsinki cafes and bars | 546 | 47% | 17% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Helsinki cafes and bars: Flow Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/flowbar.fi); Kämp Brasserie & Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alakamp.fi); Malja (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/maljahelsinki.fi); Икорный дом Финляндия (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/finlandiacaviar.fi); Kallio Snadi Pub (A 96.9%, https://directindex.org/r/snadipub.fi).

## The direct record
What agents get for Big House Cafe & Bar, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/bighouse.cafe
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 050 3736458

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/bighouse.cafe/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/bighouse.cafe/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=bighouse.cafe&force=1