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title: What an AI agent reads on Beirne Lane · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/beirnelane.co/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Beirne Lane

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [beirnelane.co](http://www.beirnelane.co/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,714

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Beirne Lane - the house of the people. First 1,800 of 2,714 characters:

```
Beirne Lane - the house of the people Dine Drink Dance What’s On Functions & Events Corporate Functions Birthday Parties Christmas Parties Hen’s Parties Gallery Contact us Make a Booking Dine Drink Functions Dine Drink Functions Dine Drink Dance What’s On Functions & Events Corporate Functions Birthday Parties Christmas Parties Hen’s Parties Gallery Contact us Make a Booking Dine all day Drink all day Dance all night Beirne Lane by Celissa It’s with good reason Beirne Lane is described as Fortitude Valley Mall’s jewel in the crown. The stunning old world – meets new, plant adorned bar & eatery plays homage to the heritage listed building that was Brisbane’s iconic TCB Department Store. Walk inside and be met by soaring ceilings, luscious greenery, split levels and a huge open kitchen where you can watch all the action take play right in front of your eyes. From our bar, you can enjoy a selection of craft beers on rotation with our wine list emphasising natural, biodynamic and skin-contact drops. Our extensive cocktail list revolves around house-made liqueurs and native produce. Our dining menu is inspired both by Beirne’s Irish heritage and his love of Japan – everything from kingfish ceviche, tuna sashimi and katsu sandos (Japanese style sandwich) through to cheesy Japanese curry-covered chips and our premium dry aged steaks. Make a Reservation Secure your favourite table with us by clicking on the link below. Book Online Now Host a Function From small groups to a 400 person cocktail celebration, Beirne Lane is a beautiful setting to host your next function. Learn More Book your Boozy Brunch It’s just civilised day drinking + a little more. Beirne Brunch Club has no limitations, so gather your friends ex
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 0735398820 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [beirnelane.co/](https://beirnelane.co/) | booking | the business's own site |
| [www.eventbrite.com.au/e/beirne-brunch-club-17th-february-valentines-da](https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/beirne-brunch-club-17th-february-valentines-day-edition-tickets-53577930031) | booking | an unrecognised third party |

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/beirnelane.co) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```