# Beanstalk Brews: Agent-Direct Score F (20%)

Site: http://www.beanstalkbrews.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/beanstalkbrews.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Beanstalk Brews is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Beanstalk Brews's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +2038747145
- Address: 6 Palomino Place, SN5 5, Swindon

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Beanstalk Brews that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Karak Chaii Wood Green (380 m): https://directindex.org/r/karakchaii.co.uk
- Charlie's (640 m): https://directindex.org/r/charliescafebakery.co.uk
- Cloud7 (840 m): https://directindex.org/r/cloud7brunch.co.uk
- The Nag's Head (850 m): https://directindex.org/r/thenagshead.pub
- Olive Three (860 m): https://directindex.org/r/olivethree.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+2 points) Missing: telephone. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Beanstalk Brews",
  "url": "http://www.beanstalkbrews.co.uk/",
  "telephone": "+2038747145",
  "address": "6 Palomino Place, SN5 5, Swindon",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.59088,
    "longitude": -0.10233
  }
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, opening hours

## Where it stands
4700 of 5693 in London cafes and bars. Top 83% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Karak Chaii Wood Green (B, 376 m, https://directindex.org/r/karakchaii.co.uk); Sahar Lounge (C, 387 m, https://directindex.org/r/saharlounge.co.uk); Cafe Blue Sky Bar (F, 495 m, https://directindex.org/r/londonskybar.com); Charlie's (B, 636 m, https://directindex.org/r/charliescafebakery.co.uk); Langham Working Mens Club (D, 718 m, https://directindex.org/r/langhamclub.co.uk); Beans & Barley (D, 736 m, https://directindex.org/r/beansandbarley.co.uk); Froth & Mallow (F, 752 m, https://directindex.org/r/frothandmallow.co.uk); Cloud7 (A, 844 m, https://directindex.org/r/cloud7brunch.co.uk); The Nag's Head (C, 852 m, https://directindex.org/r/thenagshead.pub); Olive Three (B, 855 m, https://directindex.org/r/olivethree.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Beanstalk Brews wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 35% (9% A or B, 7569 sites); This site 20%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/beanstalkbrews.co.uk/agent-view

## Businesses like Beanstalk Brews in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5693 | 50% | 30% | 20% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in London cafes and bars | 97 | 34% | 13% | 20% |

The best of the sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in London cafes and bars: Pastada (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/pastada.co.uk); Sheila's Cafe (B 81.5%, https://directindex.org/r/sheilas.cafe); The Dog & Duck (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/dogandduck-e17.co.uk); Amisa Lounge (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/amisalounge.co.uk); Distortion Brewing Co (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/distortionbrewing.co.uk).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 92.3%. That would be 218th of 5,693 in London cafes and bars, up from 4700th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Beanstalk Brews, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/beanstalkbrews.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +2038747145

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 13 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/beanstalkbrews.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/beanstalkbrews.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=beanstalkbrews.co.uk&force=1
