---
title: What an AI agent reads on Bastard Café Nørrebro · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/bastardcafe.dk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Bastard Café Nørrebro

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [bastardcafe.dk](https://bastardcafe.dk/locations/norrebro/), from the copy the scanner kept.

3,711

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Nørrebro · Bastard Café. First 1,800 of 3,711 characters:

```
Nørrebro · Bastard Café Locations Valby Nørrebro Reservation Reservation Reservation in Valby Reservation in Nørrebro Hire a Guru At The Café Games’n’Gurus To Go School boardgame visits Booking FAQ Events Our Regular Events Event calendar Games’n’Gurus To Go Bastard Tours: Essen Spiel Our Games Browse our games Game recommendations About 50% Students discount Follow Us Volunteer About A Story of Bastard Cafe contacts Shop My account kr. 0,00 Nørrebro About Find us Menu Reservations Located beneath the iconic 29-floor NordBro tower, Bastard Café Nørrebro reflects the neighborhood that surrounds it: diverse, international and full of life. Open from morning until late night, this is Bastard’s newest venue, where locals, students and newcomers gather for social events, game nights and spontaneous connections. Open from early morning until late night, you can enjoy our Special Breakfast Menu every day until 16.00, Student discount until 14:00 and bunch of events every week. Explore event calendar here: bastardcafe.dk/calendar Food safety reports: https://www.findsmiley.dk/1458774 Bastard Cafe Nørrebro_ Special Breakfast Menu Opening Hours Monday - Thursday 09:00 - 00:00 Friday + Saturday 09:00 - 01:00 Sunday 09:00 - 00:00 Our café in Nørrebro opened in December 2024 - We’re open all days of the year, except Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Second Day of Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and New Year’s Day. Bastard Café Nørrebro Bastard Cafe Nørrebro Borgmestervangen 21 2200 København N Phone: +45 42 74 66 42 Get directions to Nørrebro Hot Drinks Fluffy Coffee (Latte / Cappuccino) 40 DKK Double Espresso 28 DKK Flat White 35 DKK Americano 30 DKK Cortado 35 DKK Quality Filter Coffee 26 DKK - Quality Filter Coffee Refill 18 DKK Tea (Østerlandsk Thehus) 30 DKK Chai Latte (Østerlandsk Theh
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [bastardcafe.dk/reservation/](https://bastardcafe.dk/reservation/) | booking | the business's own site |

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the [report](https://directindex.org/r/bastardcafe.dk) turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.

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```json
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```