# Schlaraffenland: Agent-Direct Score D (42.5%)

Site: https://www.aengelibeck.ch/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/aengelibeck.ch
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Schlaraffenland is hard for agents to use.
AI assistants can't open Schlaraffenland's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Order directly: https://www.aengelibeck.ch/kontakt-bestellen (on the business's own site)
- Phone: +41 31 311 02 11
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Fri 07:00–18:00; Sat 07:00–16:00; Sun closed

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Schlaraffenland that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Wunderbar (40 m): https://directindex.org/r/lokero.ch
- McCarthy's Irish Pub (60 m): https://directindex.org/r/mccarthysirishpub.ch
- Kurt & Kurt (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/kurtundkurt.ch
- Kuckucksmarkt (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/progr.ch
- Cafe Litteraire Im Stauffacher (110 m): https://directindex.org/r/orellfuessli.ch

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (cloudflare_challenge). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **No English version declared.** Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Schlaraffenland",
  "url": "https://www.aengelibeck.ch/",
  "telephone": "+41 31 311 02 11",
  "email": "info@aengelibeck.ch",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 46.9492454,
    "longitude": 7.4436254
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Fr 07:00-18:00; Sa 07:00-16:00; Su,PH closed",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "07:00",
      "closes": "18:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "07:00",
      "closes": "16:00"
    }
  ],
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.aengelibeck.ch/kontakt-bestellen",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **Structured data found (LocalBusiness).** address, phone
- **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without going through a marketplace.

## Where it stands
114 of 198 in Bern cafes and bars. Top 58% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 35% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 90% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 5% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Dreams Lounge (F, 29 m, https://directindex.org/r/dreamslounge.ch); Wunderbar (C, 42 m, https://directindex.org/r/lokero.ch); McCarthy's Irish Pub (C, 55 m, https://directindex.org/r/mccarthysirishpub.ch); Kurt & Kurt (F, 67 m, https://directindex.org/r/kurtundkurt.ch); Tea Time (C, 69 m, https://directindex.org/r/teaone-europe.com); Taxi Bar (F, 76 m, https://directindex.org/r/taxibarbern.ch); Kuckucksmarkt (D, 90 m, https://directindex.org/r/progr.ch); Ebrietas (F, 91 m, https://directindex.org/r/ebrietas.ch); Lehrerzimmer (D, 93 m, https://directindex.org/r/lehrerzimmer.be); Cafe Litteraire Im Stauffacher (F, 113 m, https://directindex.org/r/orellfuessli.ch).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Bern cafes and bars and named 47 places. Schlaraffenland wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/bern-cafes-bars/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Wix 52% (28% A or B, 48660 sites); This site 42.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/aengelibeck.ch/agent-view

## Businesses like Schlaraffenland in Bern cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Bern cafes and bars | 198 | 44% | 12% | 42.5% |
| Sites built with Wix in Bern cafes and bars | 20 | 46% | 15% | 42.5% |

The best of the sites built with Wix in Bern cafes and bars: Rösterei Kaffee und Bar (A 92.5%, https://directindex.org/r/roesterei.be); Turbo Lama (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/turbolama.ch); Die Bar (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/die-bar.ch); Winter Lounge Niederbottigen (C 67.7%, https://directindex.org/r/salzundpeppig.ch); Feinwerk and Co. (C 56.9%, https://directindex.org/r/feinwerkundco.ch).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No menu or price list found; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 86.3%. That would be 3rd of 198 in Bern cafes and bars, up from 114th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Schlaraffenland, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/aengelibeck.ch
- Book: none on record
- Order: https://www.aengelibeck.ch/kontakt-bestellen (own site; could not verify: partial (2026-10-16))
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Fr 07:00-18:00; Sa 07:00-16:00; Su,PH closed (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +41 31 311 02 11
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/aengelibeck.ch/order

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got cloudflare_challenge); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 12 | 25 |
| Actionable | 22 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/aengelibeck.ch/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/aengelibeck.ch/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=aengelibeck.ch&force=1