# Absolute Noodle & Sushi Bar: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://absolutenoodlesushi.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/absolutenoodlesushi.com
Scanned: 2026-10-17 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Absolute Noodle & Sushi Bar is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Absolute Noodle & Sushi Bar, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +1 202-789-5422

## What to fix first
- **The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) Agents find no link to follow on the site. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so an agent can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "Absolute Noodle & Sushi Bar",
  "url": "https://absolutenoodlesushi.com/",
  "telephone": "+1 202-789-5422",
  "email": "Irishchannelpub@gmail.com",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "5th Street Northwest 772"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 38.8991068,
    "longitude": -77.0190944
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Th 11:30-15:00,16:30-21:30; Fr 11:30-15:00,16:30-22:00; Sa 12:30-22:00; Su 12:30-21:30",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:30",
      "closes": "15:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "16:30",
      "closes": "21:30"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:30",
      "closes": "15:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "16:30",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:30",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:30",
      "closes": "21:30"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "sushi"
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.

## Where it stands
1138 of 1294 in Washington. Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 93% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 65% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 19% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Kura Sushi (F, 149 m, https://directindex.org/r/kurasushi.com); Love, Makoto (B, 451 m, https://directindex.org/r/lovemakoto.com); Sushi Nakazawa (F, 952 m, https://directindex.org/r/sushinakazawa.com); Zepplin (C, 1389 m, https://directindex.org/r/zeppelindc.com); O-Ku (A, 2039 m, https://directindex.org/r/o-kusushi.com); Sushi Taro (A, 2049 m, https://directindex.org/r/sushitaro.com); Fat Fish (B, 2105 m, https://directindex.org/r/fatfishrolls.com); Umai Nori (B, 2313 m, https://directindex.org/r/umainori.com); Bonchon Chicken (A, 2521 m, https://directindex.org/r/bonchon.com); Sushi Hachi (B, 2962 m, https://directindex.org/r/sushihachidc.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 44% (17% A or B, 1146 sites); This site 0%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/absolutenoodlesushi.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Absolute Noodle & Sushi Bar in Washington

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Washington | 1294 | 59% | 47% | 0% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Washington | 32 | 45% | 22% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Washington: Family Ethiopian Restaurant (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/familyethiopianrestaurant.com); Viet Kitchen (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/vietkitchendc.com); El Jardin (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/eljardinmexicano.com); Siam House (B 80%, https://directindex.org/r/siamhousedc.com); Air (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/theairdc.com).

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website) the score would be about 84.6%: 269th of 1,294 in Washington, up from 1138th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Absolute Noodle & Sushi Bar, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/absolutenoodlesushi.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Th 11:30-15:00,16:30-21:30; Fr 11:30-15:00,16:30-22:00; Sa 12:30-22:00; Su 12:30-21:30 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1 202-789-5422

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/absolutenoodlesushi.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/absolutenoodlesushi.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=absolutenoodlesushi.com&force=1