# abhörbar: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.abhoerbar.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/abhoerbar.com
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
abhörbar is largely invisible to agents.

## Direct links
- Phone: +49 176 32219030

## What to fix first
- **The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "abhörbar",
  "url": "https://www.abhoerbar.com/",
  "telephone": "+49 176 32219030",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Friesenwall 128",
    "postalCode": "50672",
    "addressLocality": "Köln",
    "addressCountry": "DE"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 50.9413591,
    "longitude": 6.9415234
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Th 21:00-04:00, Fr-Sa 21:00+"
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: The server turned AI crawlers away at the door; No llms.txt
- New: The site turned every visitor without a browser away

## Where it stands
380 of 382 in Cologne cafes and bars. Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 82% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 41% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 18% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 28% | no |

Nearest places in the index: H&A Tagesbar (D, 71 m, https://directindex.org/r/ha-tagesbar.de); hommage (F, 85 m, https://directindex.org/r/hommage.de); Nane (D, 104 m, https://directindex.org/r/zadem.org); Monkey Bar (D, 133 m, https://directindex.org/r/monkeybarkoeln.de); Klein Köln (F, 135 m, https://directindex.org/r/klein-koeln.com); Woods (B, 145 m, https://directindex.org/r/woods-cologne.de); Jameson Distillery Pub (C, 151 m, https://directindex.org/r/jamesondistillerypub.com); Friesen (B, 163 m, https://directindex.org/r/friesen-bar.com); Frohnatur (D, 211 m, https://directindex.org/r/frohnatur.wine); Kaffeesaurus (F, 236 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaffeesaurus.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 2026-10-14 28%, 2026-10-15 0%.

Against its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (28% A or B, 36794 sites); This site 0%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/abhoerbar.com/agent-view

## Businesses like abhörbar in Cologne cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Cologne cafes and bars | 382 | 44% | 14% | 0% |
| Built with WordPress in Cologne cafes and bars | 156 | 54% | 21% | 0% |

The best of Built with WordPress in Cologne cafes and bars: Ona Mor (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/onamor.de); Em Altertümche (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/em-altertuemche.de); The Irish Pub zur Post (A 88.8%, https://directindex.org/r/irishpub-schildgen.de); Bingo Club (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/brettspielecafekoeln.de); Braustelle (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/braustelle.com).

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering path at all) the score would be about 84.6%: 9th of 382 in Cologne cafes and bars, up from 380th.

## The direct record
What agents get for abhörbar, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/abhoerbar.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Th 21:00-04:00, Fr-Sa 21:00+ (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +49 176 32219030

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/abhoerbar.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=abhoerbar.com&force=1